
In an effort to expand his quest to destroy society, Mark Zuckerberg is getting into animal agriculture in Hawaii. Zuckerberg announced on Instagram that he has begun raising cattle in the douchiest possible way. While some billionaires have made efforts to use their wealth and resources for environmental causes, disease eradication, or technological advancement, the co-founder and CEO of Facebook is feeding cows beer.
When asked about concerns regarding the environmental impact of his development on the ecological fragile island of Kauai, Zuckerberg replied, “Oh I think I’ve made it obvious for a long time I’m not a Yvon Chouinard type of billionaire. If Elon can use his wealth to destroy Twitter, I can use mine to destroy Kauai.” He added, “I’ve got my $100 million underground bunker on Kauai in case I trigger an apocalypse anyway.”
Zuckerberg, who previously attempted to sue Native Hawaiians on Kauai for their ancestral land, added, “Cattle farming is arguably the most ecologically damaging industries on earth. It’s a way for me to do to the planet what people do to each other on Facebook. And its just so cool because I can drink beer with my cows.”

