Andrew Huberman, the popular podcast host of “Huberman Lab,” has recommended his listeners follow a protocol of steak for the first meal of the day if they want to carry on at least six affairs at once. Huberman recommends intermittent fasting until about 11am prior to eating a meat like steak.
“One of the biggest benefits that most people don’t realize about steak: if you’re a man and you eat steak – you can’t test positive for HPV” said Huberman to his millions of listeners. An HPV test for men does not exist.
While many women have expressed outrage and disgust at Huberman’s abusive treatment of women, men are impressed. One of his followers on instagram asked, “Does the type of meat make it easier to abandon any moral compass or ethical considerations toward women?” Huberman replied, “The most important consideration is just that it is high quality meat.”
Celebrity Navy Seal and endurance athlete, David Goggins, came to Huberman’s defense saying, “If you fucking think that cheating on so many women at once doesn’t take some fucking discipline, you’re just fucking wrong. Of course my man Huberman is still the fucking source on how to live a healthy, disciplined life. It takes fucking commitment to manipulate people into believing you give a fuck about women.”
